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16:07 Oct 28 2005
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Jason says:?

ROFL plastic babies



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but why nipples?



Jason says:

I dunno. For the same reason the batsuit has a buttcrack?



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no it don’t



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not in my head it don’t



Jason says:

BUTCRACK



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Ahem



Jason says:

BATCRACK



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BATCRACK



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LOL



Jason says:

Booyah!



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This gets saved too.

15:46 Oct 28 2005
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Link to stupidity



Jason says:

Oh lord



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thats who i quoted in my journal



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i dont judge on looks, but if you are ugly ill make an exception?



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i mean fuck



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thats stupid



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i just want to delete that profile



Jason says:

Oh I wish I could do that



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lol i just sent her this message



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"Have you actually read what you wrote in your profile?"



Jason says:

oh my



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i am sick of idiots like this dumbing down the site



Jason says:

It's been on a downward spiral for months. LOL



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so i am going to just lay into every single idiot i see from now on



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hopefully they will try and cuss me out and i can suspend them



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lower the number of idiots in here



Jason says:

Cool. Should be a great stress reliever



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lol



Jason says:

Every time I look at the pic of Alex with the goggles I laugh



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Lol



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he looks like a special needs kid



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no offence



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does he wear a crash helmet on the stairs?



Jason says:

Actually, he's quite bright.



Jason says:

He'll kick your ass



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Lol



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im just poking fun



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if you look up the IP for that idiot member you will see a list of other idiots on here



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and they are all going to the same school i imagine



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hence the same IP



Jason says:

Yep...there's a lot of that going around. If I ran a school, the library comps would be for research only



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if i ran a school it would have books



Jason says:

Well, yeah, that too. And I'd brind truant officers back. And give them stun guns



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Lol



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fuck that, live ammo



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blow off a few kneecaps, kids cant run away then



Jason says:

eheheh Nah, let them work with explosives and volitiles in chem class. Darwinism would weed out the morons



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Lol



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and have the parents sign a stupidity waver



Jason says:

ROFL



Jason says:

I like that



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"if your child/children die as a result of stupidity we shall bare no responsibility."



Jason says:

"I the undersigned understand that my child can be neutered if he/she proves to be stupid."



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Lol



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we have to save this



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get it framed



Jason says:

LOL Put it in your journal for posterity



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Will do!

I wanna be a...........
23:14 Oct 27 2005
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Jason and me are so alike. But then again....
22:51 Oct 27 2005
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You are Destoroyah! A wicked kick ass monster who
can liquify organic material with your oxygen
breath! The most deadly monster to Godzilla
ever, yet.. you're the one monster the humans'
technology has ever been able to beat! That's
irony for you!



Which Godzilla Monster Are You?
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You are the O.G.Godzilla- You dont give a fuck what
people say or what your gonna do cuz your gonna
do it! You might be old but you dont give a
shit and Who cares because you know you rock!
All the other monsters want to be like you!
Just dont drown!



What Godzilla Are YOU?
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18:52 Oct 26 2005
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It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided

to change the admittance policy. The new law was that, in

order to get into Heaven, you had to have a really bad day

the day you died. The policy would go into effect at noon

the following day. So the next day at 12:01 the first person came to the

gates of Heaven.



The angel at the gate, remembering about the new law, promptly asked the

man, "Before I can let you in, I need you to tell me about the day you

died.



"No problem.", said the man. "Well, for some time now, I've thought my wife

was having an affair. I believed that each day on her lunch hour, she'd

bring her lover home to our 25th floor apartment and have sex with him.

So

today I was going to come home and catch them.



Well, I got there and busted in and immediately began searching for this

guy. My wife was half naked and yelling at me as I searched the entire

apartment.



But, damn it, I couldn't find him! Just as I was about to give up, I

happened to glance out onto the balcony and noticed that there was a man

hanging off the edge by his fingertips! The nerve of that guy to think

he

could hide from me!



Well I ran out there and promptly stomped on his fingers until he fell to

the ground. But, wouldn't you know it, he landed in some bushes that broke

his fall, and he didn't die. This pissed me off even more so in a rage

I

went back inside to get the first thing I could get my hands on to throw at

him. And oddly enough, the first thing I could grab was the refrigerator.

I

unplugged it, pushed it out onto the balcony and heaved it over the side. It

plummeted 25 stories and crushed him!



The excitement of the moment was so great that right after that I had a

heart attack and died almost instantly." The angel sat back and thought

for

a moment. Technically, the guy did have a bad day, and it WAS a crime of

passion, so he announced, "OK, sir. Welcome to the Kingdom of Heaven.",

and

let him in.



A few seconds later the next guy came up. "OK. Here's the rule. Before I

can

let you in, I need to hear about the day you died."



"Sure thing.", the man replied. "But you're not gonna believe this. I was

out on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment doing my daily exercises

when

I got a little carried away and accidentally fell over the side! Luckily

however, I was able to catch myself by my fingertips on the balcony directly

beneath mine. When all of a sudden this crazy man comes running out of

his

apartment and starts cussing and stomping on my fingers!



Well of course I fell. I hit some trees and bushes on the way down which

broke my fall so didn't die right away. As I'm laying there face up on

the

ground, unable to move and in excruciating pain, I see the man push his

refrigerator, of all things, over the ledge and it falls directly on top

of

me and kills me!"



The angel is quietly laughing to himself as the man finishes his story. "I

could get used to this new policy.", he thinks to himself. "Very well.",

the

angel announces. "Welcome to the Kingdom of Heaven",and he lets the man

enter.



A few seconds later the third man in line comes up to the gate. "Tell me

about the day you died.", said the angel. "OK. Picture this.", says the

man.

"I'm naked inside a refrigerator..."

I think this is genius.
22:57 Oct 24 2005
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20:16 Oct 22 2005
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00:49 Oct 22 2005
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Courtesy of wulffmorgenthaler.com

Will they ever learn?
14:18 Oct 21 2005
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A message i logged into today.

Fuck you you stupid fucking cock sucker! Kiss my god damn fat white ass you god damn fagity ass bitch! You suck shaved munky nuts bitch!



I dont know how to get off this permanitly so fucking boot me off of this or somting. and tell whoever made this fucking thing there is no such thing as vampires and this thing is fucking stupid as hell!





What i find most amusing is the fact he said



"I dont know how to get off this permanitly"



Here is a hint genius, see that little button that says "delete". Jeez these peopel are getting dumber and dumber.

22:16 Oct 19 2005
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I am so tired, my patience is running very low. I am going to kill someone soon.

Why me?
23:56 Oct 18 2005
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yehI guesed...btw I kinda distanced myself from talking to you because I didnt wish to fall in love with somone who didnt feel the same way...I got a bf now...his family have been friends with my family for years



yeh I guess with maturity you'd find out...when it happend of course with the right person...btw Im sorry for being so pushy about love and wnating you b4/...please forgive me

23:27 Oct 16 2005
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black black black black number one

15:26 Oct 16 2005
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There is an old samurai saying.



If you can convey your meaning using only one word, then speak only one word. If you can do so without speaking, do not speak a single word.

What a dumbass.
00:48 Oct 10 2005
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I REALLY HOPE U GO TO FUCKING HELL U MOTHER FUCKER! U LITTLE SHIT WHY DID U SUSPEND MY FRIENDS ACCOUNT SHE DIDNT DO ANYTHING SHE WAS DRUNK AND WHEN SHE IS DRUNK SHE DOESNT KNOW WHAT SHE IS DOING SO UNSUSPENDS HER ACCOUNT BECAUSE KNOW SHE IS CRYING!!!

From the profile of Ronsavage.
13:35 Oct 09 2005
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I guess thats what happens when a useless suck up is friends with an admin, and the webmaster is too weak to control the crowd of people he has running the site in his name.



You see, everyone, the situation is this. I had a few comments left on my profile. firstly my sexuality was impuned, but i thaught "looser" and let it pass. After being called a creep, (as pathetic an insult as that is) i decided to retaliate, and left a commont on that idiot's profile.

Dont even bother looking for them, since ALL those comments mysteriously vanished immediately prior to my suspension.



When an idiot like dhampire insults you, you had best not fight back. He will just run off to his friendly pet administrator (daire) who is as big an idiot with his unthinking and illiterate ramblings about the nature of copyright which he obviously knows nothing about.



Then he will suspend you, and then you are screwed for awhile. When your soulmate contacts cancer as to the unfairness of this situation, he will respond along the lines of "duh" and be absolutely useless in gaining fairness. He wont overturn an inappropriate decision, nor will he accept the fact that if on profile fighting is not to be tolerated (even though the terms and conditions speak that admins dont get involved in personal confrontations) it would have been fair to remove us both......

though my strike was retaliatory, i guess dhampir shoulda been the first to go, right???



Rule number one on VR: dont expect fairness or compotence from admins. Deal with VR like life. Accept the fact that almost everyone else is a total fucking moron, and the few people who arent arent going to be able to help you.



Rule number 2: admins will cover their own tracks. Kinda like corrupt cops. Give a worthl;ess incompotent alittle power, and watch them abuse it.



Rule number 3: make sure you collect your actual friends alternate email addresses, so you can stay in touch with them every time you're suspended.

Everyone.... email me at thatwierdmetalheadguy@yahoo.com so i can add you to my address book



rule number 4: do not be better looking, more intelligent, or more knowledgable on any subject than the admins. it will make them hate and resent you, and not only side with your enemies, but it will allow them to make sure the traces of their attacks dissapear.



rule number 5: when someone insults you, allow the insult to stand, because if you retaliate against them they will run to their mommy and pet admin and beg for your suspension.....





i wish i had alittle more time today.... i could work on getting my ass banned........